Street-wise.

Ha Ha.
We can't fool them.
I suppose if there are so many glass panes, what else can we expect,
the phone's right there on display so of course they're going to try to break in and use it.

6 monthly Dental check-up today.
"So any problems?"
"Not really, but I know you're going to tell me again that I've not been cleaning my teeth properly because there's evidence of plaque".
Dentists love telling me off and when I'm in the vulnerable chair with mouth wide open and all sorts of instruments being poked in, that's no position to be in to vent my temper.
Just a clean up and another 6 month appointment for a telling off.

(Don't know why this turned out so shocking pink).

(My new bed is the most comfortable bed I have ever slept on, ever, ever).