Are you taking the **** ?

Dylan: He's in a great mood just now!
Bandit: It's because of all the lovely comments, hearts and stars he got for his last blip.
Dylan: That mouse??
Bandit: It was for a bit more than that!
Dylan: What's that extra today?
Bandit: It's the new smart meter.
Dylan: The one he reckons cost about £1,000 to install!
Bandit: The very one.
Dylan: Seems to me like it was a smart move by all the people trying to fit it!!!
Bandit: Don't eat too many dandelions Dylan. You know what effect they have on you!!