IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT LOOKS...HONEST!

This is the lovely Laura (I know that I refer to all my friends as 'lovely' but they are, so there) modelling part of one of the lovely presents that her lovely boyfriend Hayden got for his birthday. It was an unpleasantly realistic fake fried egg and this is some of the white.

'Why?', you may ask and that would be a fair question.

Because we both lost a friend this week, because it was Hayden's birthday and because she felt like modelling for me looking like a huge snorter had projected from her nose. That's why.

Friends are ace. xx