Technologically Inept!

Couldn't be bothered taking the Nikon to the City today. Thought I'd use the smartphone and then transfer a pic: nothing artistic, just a straight update on the new Buchanan Street Development.

HA! HA! HA!

Kies won't transfer my pic to iphoto
I sit the phone and the laptop together. Bluetooth switched on on both devices. They say hello but refuse to connect.
I send the pic to my Facebook status.
I copy it from there to iphoto
Blip says the image is too small
AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
I prop the Galaxy on the windowsill and take a photo of the photo.

Find me a 14 year old!!!!!! (But he's 15 now & up to his ears in Standard Grade)