Rose Tint My World

Dear Princess Normal & Fat Pete,

Today we had a home visit from a vet to give the lads one last vaccination. The vaccination was so essential the pet exporter forgot to tell us about it until Wednesday.

Sassen-frassen-rassen*

The vet was lovely. And Jasper the Cat did the thing he always does where he pretends to be The Cutest Bestest Kitty In The World for strangers. He had her wrapped around his paw in SECONDS.

Punky was another story. He was terrified and managed to pull away one of the base boards from the fitted kitchen and squeezed himself in next to the cooker. I had to deploy THE BRUSH.

Eventually we got him out and the jag was administered. But poor Punky was a wreck. He shot into the bedroom and hid, shivering under the duvet.

I stayed at home until he was calmed again, and then went to work for my last day. I did even less than usual for 4 hours and then brought myself home for our "Final Friday Curry".

"In Scotland, I mean," Er Indoors added, hurriedly.

I knew that. Wherever we go in the world, there must always be naan bread and korma sauce.

S.

* This is what Mutley used to say when he in fact meant, "****flaps".