And then it rained ...

So instead of sitting in the luxury caravan of love we went to Margate ... this is where Flora was pick pocketed and had her phone stolen .... it was not the most joyous occasion .. apparently it happens daily in the arcades :-( ... but the evil did not end there .... in my haste to leave Margate I took us the wrong way out and missed the way we usually leave and in turn missed our TOBY CARVERY we were to stop at and we ended up going back by DDLCs mum and dads to a place called The lighthouse which is dog friendly ... and boy it sure is ... after we had ordered Lucy noticed a nice dog turd next to her and Flora .... the staff didn't want to clean it up despite being asked... they did ...eventually ... I do realise we should have up and left but the kids were so hungry we decided that salmonella roulette (as opposed to Russian roulette) would do ..
then Tits McGee found a strange substance in her Coca Cola .. they seemed annoyed that we had pointed this out ... the staff were beyond rude and the mash potato was lumpy .. the place is grim and I'd say only go if you want a really good fucking laugh .