Manspreading?

It's been a strange day - there I was all braced and ready for a visit to the allotment when......I belatedly turned over a page in the diary to display this week and realised that I had an imminent appointment at the W General to have my bones scanned for their density (to be fair, it had taken approx six months to come through!).

Several buses were involved, and I was quite taken with the fine young pair of knees I observed peeking out from under the kilt on the no 36. :-)