Lady Blah Blah's lawn mower

Lady B employs Simon to keep her straggly garden area trimmed.

Somebody might have mentioned Lady Chatterley's Lover....
Don't give that too much thought as it could put you off your tea.

Interestingly... there is a house just down the road here where DH Lawrence stayed for a while when he was  in the midst of writing Sons and Lovers.

I'm ignoring the more important affairs today and immersing myself in mischief