Up here, Magoo

Ok, so this looks a lot more humorous in real life than it does in a photo. But honest to Pete. . .if a person's vision is in need of correction to see stuff, how in the world are they gonna find their vision-correction device up in a tree?! Would they even think to look there? However--the universe works in wondrous and mysterious ways, and I'm sure Mr or Miss Glasses-lost will be reunited with their spectacles very, very soon, and up in a tree is a lot safer than smashed underfoot on the pavement until that moment occurs.

**Breaking news** This just in: The glasses are gone! See, I knew they'd be reunited with the proper party. Amazing stuff happens all the time.