Yozora Ni Banzai

Designer: So I've come up with a cool new understated sophisticated design for your fireworks package

Client:  I love it....Could you just maybe add a few more stars...and some neon colors....fades...drop shadows....more text, in a haphazard manner and then mix up the color scheme so everything clashes.  Perhaps if you could make it so people get an instant headache when they see it. 

Designer:  I hate my life