Lost in the Woods

If anyone thinks you can't get lost in the New Forest.. Follow these tips
Don't take a map or phone, don't let anyone know you are there, keep wandering down every little path or clearing you come across and ignore the weather forecast that has predicted a thunderstorm which is guaranteed to clear the forest of all other walkers and cyclists... Trust me, it works brilliantly
A big thanks to John, who thankfully was still out in the pouring rain and helped this goon out of a big pickle.