What Have We Here?

These look suspiciously like a packet of the best dunking* biscuits in the world.  I shall report back if these are acceptable or not.

Monday did as Monday always does.  And as a result it can eff off.  And when it has effed off, it can eff off a bit more.  And to be quite sure, it can eff off further.

If you need me I shall be sitting in the Slough Of Despond. 

What's that? What's the Slough of Despond in German? "Der Pfuhl der Verzweiflung" since you asked.

*The German verb for "to dunk" is "tunken".