Crouching Tiger Hidden Duck!

"Excuse us, Madam 1st Lady Duck, sorry to disturb your yoga class but we're urgently looking for TheDonald. The world is teetering on the brink and there's no sign of him, do you know his whereabouts and what his plans are?"

"Sure, he's on the par 5 seventh hole and he's going to try and fade the ball onto the green from 350 yards with an eight iron!"

"He's what????"

"Yeah I know, me too....... he really needs to go with a 3 wood and keep it low but you know what he's like!"

"Now can you all quack off and let me practise my pose for Cailleach's Wild Wednesday...............Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr"