Not equipped......

.....with a firearm and wearing slightly more than a pair of pink knickers and a cape (though I will admit to a pair of lime green super heroine gauntlets gardening gloves), I've been weeding the plant pots outside the front door this morning.....and ouch, I think I've done me back in......lucky that this delightfully kitsch (and apt!) image popped up on my FB timeline at lunchtime then, because I certainly won't be wandering far until the painkillers kick in......