Symonds the conquerer

Honestly, this cat. Biggest jerk ever. Teases the poor dog something shocking. He has survived and out-lived 3 dogs and is slowly making his way through the fourth. Plus, he has vomited on and ruined the carpet in every room of every house we have lived in with him (that's 4). He's by far my least favourite animal and has set us up for never wanting another cat again.