The light is red

Yesterday, child#3's godmother looked after child#4 while I took child#3 to hospital for his check up. She has not had a toddler for a while and was unprepared for the constant drone of:
The light is red
The light is flashing!
The light is green
The light is orange

Coupled with the helpful suggestions:
We go that way!
I want that one!

Etc.

And these are the lights in the park that are broken and caused much calamity.