Donnacha is 50 - that bollix

Donnacha no longer has any friends.
Not that he had many to start with... 
I'm pretty sure that I am the last one. So obviously it was up to me to mark the occasion.
I did push the boat out on this special day: a cake and candles (one per decade), and a card, and a hooker. 
And the chore of trying to entertain him for a couple of hours. 

Happy birthday to you, you miserable old bollix.