the only drink for a wise man

Dr: How much are you drinking?

Me: Err... 4-6 litres a day.

Dr: *look horrified* How much?

Me: 4-6 litres.

Dr: How much?

Me: Well.... actually it can be more than 6, sometimes 8.

Dr: Of what?

Me: Well at least 4 litres of water, but also have juice and...

Dr: I meant alcohol!

Well glad we got that one sorted.
I wish I could've captured my doctors face, but this hashed together scene will serve to remind me of my literal out takes.