Freddy 'Fingers' McGinley (Art Thief)

RSA 2017 Exhibition at the National Gallery in Edinburgh.

Having dodged security for an almost an hour, the artwork was now safely removed from the frame and stowed in Freddy's man bag. Using the dark web he checked the value of his haul on e-bay.

He sighed wearily.

Extra: Jeremy Corbyn keeping 'lookout' as the heist went down.