Slipping away..... decorating #4

I had some visitors today.... this awful blipper and her plague ridden child came a 'visitin' ... they brought me gifts.... they were reasonable enough I suppose sniff..... BUT I feel I have been short changed,the woman blipper she brought me some sunflowers and I was happy UNTIL when we were in town I saw a woman carrying a bunch of BIGGER sunflowers tied with beautiful ribbon... well MINE were not ribboned up.... 'insert cross face here' ..
Also her son ... he was dragging his legs... well one leg at a time.... plague ridden child managed to devour the worlds largest scone,jam and cream and THEN complain he felt a bit peaky again... also that woman told me to 'enjoy my tat' as she left :O all my new treasures..... ALSO she brought me a shit cake... not real poo,it was just some shop brought crap. ..
Then we went into town and met DDLC ( looking particularly perma tanned )and Mrs Neurotic... we went for coffee and cake and then I brought some material for Mrs N to make me my curtain for the dresser.....
Then they came back with me and the plague child refused his bagel,but that woman troughed away like a pig I can tell you !!!
She left the cake out of reach knowing I would need sustenance what a twisted bint !!!!!

Love you darling blip Ninja THIS IS THE WOMAN OF WHOM I SPEAK.