Absolutely no chance...

...of these two complying!

"Commit no nuisance" inscription on the Welsh Bridge in Shrewsbury. It is the traditional euphemistic injunction against urination - although whether on the bridge or in the river is not clear. The words derive from C12th legal parlance, when such an act was a crime (it is a fineable offence today). source

Monumental

The classic scene from Porridge where Fletcher is having his initial medical and is required to provide a sample.

I've finally managed to get my Thailand Blipfolio organised. If you have time to have a look, I hope that you enjoy it.

Have a great weekend - after all, it'll soon be Monday!