Silly Saturday

The last day of cat sitting in Crawley, so cleaning up the house and garden etc. Came across this book, I particularly like this extract.
Little Miss Wine O'Clock is staying in tonight with her friend Miss Prosecco.
They are re-watching Downton Abbey and are playing a game called "Downton the Hatch". This means they have to sip a drink every time Lady Mary raises her eyebrows. Or whenever anyone opens a letter with a knife. Or whenever Carson clears his throat.
With the box set to watch it will be a long and messy night.