Spatchcocked......

......that would be me AND the chicken....awake since stupid o'clock this morning (for no good reason) and had my tea cooked before 10am (I'm having it cold with salad!).....mind you, the firstborn sounds even worse, just rang her and she's feeling decidedly fragile after 'graduation day' at the college she teaches at, I suspect alcohol COULD have been involved in the heady mix........