Would it be wrong?

I've just played at a local village, for a summer evening prom. I have been bitten on every part of my exposed skin, including inside my ears, nose and eyelids. It also began to rain.

I came home in need of comfort and found these. Would it be wrong to eat all 6 and convince Mr H mustn't have bought any?

For the record I've demolished two, and now starting on hot buttered crumpets, toasting while I find some calamine lotion for the face!