Messin' around.....
There was an Unfortunate Incident at work yesterday.
Some poor soul who'd come back from travelling, was in desperate (there's no other word for it) need of something to settle her - if you know what I mean.
I rang up her purchase (a giant pack of Imodium), stupidly said, "There. That'll keep you going. Or rather, it won't!" and then laughed uncontrollably at my own joke.
Sadly she laughed uncontrollably too. Literally. She was uncontrollable all over the place. Funnily enough, we both stopped laughing at that point.....
Anyway, these flowers remind me of loo brushes.......just sayin'.
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