Roll of Honour

I feel it's my duty to update blippers of the on-going battle against our sworn enemy, The Gull.

The battle continues but I have to report that we have taken casualties;

Allan - bruised, ran into front door trying to escape an attack.
Laurie - winged, literally across the back of the head.
Krazy K - shock, double glazing unit behind her took a direct hit. Window cleaners have been advised to bring chisels.
Brian the Handyman - wounded by "shrapnel" but it'll wash out.
Dave H - Lost in action, direct hit.