Earwig

ARRRR! Ahoy there, shipmates! Me Saucy Wench found this bold lubber a-scuttling about in the shower at about seven bells in the morning watch.
"Arrr! There's handsome!" says she.
"Arrr!" I comes back at her, quick as a flash.

At first I was a-thinking 'twas a weevil out o' the Ship's Biscuit, then I recognised Forficula auricularia, the earwig, me hearties!

Embiggenate it, ye swabs; I dares ye!



ITLAPD, by the powers!