Twinkly or Red Necky?

A few years ago I spent ages wrapping Christmas light strands around the back patio area to make it look pretty - I was quite proud of my twinkly porch until someone told me "around here they call that a red neck porch y'all" ...ummm well, I'm not a red neck and so therefore I call it a twinkly porch thank you kind sir LOL
Time and weather have not been kind to my strands of twinkly lights however and now this little strip is all that is left of them...quite sad really...perhaps as the weather is cooling down enough that you can actually go outside and sit on the porch, I might be inspired to re-do my twinkly red neck porch lights :0)