Helping hands

We were desperate for more help in the office, but I think the agency got a bit confused when we asked for more hands and they ending up sending us Fred. Don't get me wrong he's been a big help, although he hasn't quite got the hang of making the tea yet and he has some strange eating habits but we'll let him off over them, after all a man, er spider has to eat.

He seems to have a bit of an eye for the ladies as well, although they're not so keen on him judging from the screaming we heard from HR today. You'd think that department above any other would be keen on ensuring equality and fairness, and clamp down on bullying. They're quite clearly legist! Disgraceful!