BIG hair cut!

I went into the barbers with a baby and came out with a 2 year old action man... I keep looking for the notch at the back of his head to make his eyes move!!

"Just the ends off and tidy up" I said, "sure" she said... "How's your Sister and Nige? How's your Grandma? Did you have a nice holiday? How are the girls getting on at school? What did you do last weekend? What are you doing this weekend?......" and then 30 minutes later, bald baby! Damn scissor happy barber.

What is a female barber called?? A Barbara? A Barbie? A Barbette?