Completion Assembly

What utter 'tosh', the pupils that attended looked bored stiff but they looked quite animated compared to most of the parents.
It appeared to be the celebration of one pupils 'talents' and had I been forewarned I'm not sure I would have suffered the interminable dirge that was apparently a Coldplay tune, I couldn't identify it!!
I thought my son had attended a British Comprehensive but it looks to have become an americanised establishment with some of their practises.
Still he's left now.