If only!

Bandit: You've been very quiet since the election!
Dylan: Well, I can't help feeling that if I had been allowed to stand, and if I had won, my vote would have been very important in parliament and I would have been able to have been bribed to have negotiated a rather fine financial deal for my "party"
Bandit: Oh. So just what is that thing he's wearing on his head?
Dylan: It's a hat to protect him from the sun
Bandit: He would be much better with a sou'wester. It's p..
Dylan: Whoa! You can't use that word on Brip
Bandit : I've told you before Dylan it's Blip and I hope all Blippers have a fine weekend.