In a cottage in the woods

Narrow escape with only half our picnic intact from a 'just very friendly' dog; invaded by cows; listened to Bob's Big Bad Rhino story:

Once upon a time there was a Big Bad Wolf, a Big Bad Pig, A Big Bad Hippo and a Big Bad Rhino. As they were strolling through the woods they saw a mummy and a baby who were cold and wet and had a poorly leg. They all went into the cottage and had a great big, big, big, big, big cuddle. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.