Cleo

What do you call a cat race? 
A meowathon. 

What's a cat's favorite button on the tv remote? 
Paws 

What kind of sports car does a cat drive? 
A Furrari. 

What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.


source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/catjokes.html
and
http://catnipsum.com/cats-on-catnip/the-list-of-30-silly-one-liner-cat-jokes/668


As you can probably tell - it was another busy day.....