Mono Monday : : Silly Mistake

A few years ago a large heavy package arrived at our front door. I convinced OilMan that we were perfectly capable of hanging it ourselves.

--there's a template for where to put the screws....
--up a little on the right....no, too much....down a tad....
--well then measure it yourself....
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--no it should be closer to the door so the lamp won't be in front of it.
--what happened to the tape measure?
--what?
--IT'S IN YOUR HAND!
--the screws won't hold....I need wallboard mounts....
--what are those?
--never mind,....I'll get them myself....
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--ok, all we have to do is lift it above the screw and slide it down into place....
--a bit higher....still higher....LIFT IT UP!! THIS IS HEAVY!
--b***s! the screws are too close together....
--where's my pencil?
--try again. wait, I can't find the level....
--ok....lift it up again....
--s***!
--b***s!
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--There. It's perfect.
--wait, isn't Australia supposed to be at the bottom?