Stories

This is Noo's story of the day - poor princess.

Rather than read him a bedtime story, we always tell him made up stories. Tonight I told him a story about Teresa May throwing a party at 'number 10 Drowning Street'. She invited everyone except Jeremy Cor Blimey, and Lionel Rich Tea Biscuit was providing musical entertainment. When the party was in full flow, Jeremy Cor Blimey turned up and started knocking on the door. All the adults, behaving like children, hid in the hallway, giggling. The children took charge and fired spud guns at him. Noo, a.k.a 'Super Boy' fought him with a sword and accidentally cut his belt, so that when he ran away his trousers fell down. His boxer shorts had a target on the back and children fired arrows as he ran away. He became known as Jeremy Cor Blimey pants, and formed an alliance with Billy no mates and Donald Trumpet Trousers. I'm not sure what happens in the next chapter...