Ask A Policeman

So, I'd just been for a massage and when I left my parking space and drove towards the main road, a man came round the corner and drove straight into my car. Luckily I was relatively relaxed up to that point, swiftly followed by being horrified that he didn't appear to see me or slow down at all...
Anyway the police came as we were blocking the junction, and managed to un wedge the cars and bend the wing off my wheel with their batons.
Car's probably a write off.