Reasons to be cheerful - Part 3

(with apologies to Ian Dury)

Theresa got a bashing, the Tories had a thrashing
Good golly Mr Corbyn and folk
Wine in Carluccios, old mates and videos
Dinner with the missus in Las Iguanas
The family are bonkers, the cocktails were stonkers
Looking back and laughing at a roof full of goats.
Vegan Piccalilli, Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats

A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, we can spare it - nice clean socks
Too tall to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on 60 - no electric shocks

The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
Dylan and Scouty, days when I ain't ratty,
Sitting on the potty - curing small pox


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