25 Years at Solihull Council / Bony is back!

Well, I thought it was about time that lazy so and so took a turn at standing up if she's done 25 years sitting on her arse!

I'm worn out! Standing in that hallway outside the bathroom can get very dull you know?
Sitting here makes a lovely change! I can look out the window and outstare the neighbourhood cats when they yowl at me. Also, I get to look at a screen all day! It's a bit untidy though so I got rid of load of coloured blobs. It was like a game of space invaders!

Where is the button for changing channels? This programmes is a bit boring now. Also, this thing they call a mouse; I keep hitting it but it hasn't made a single squeak.

Do I have to sit here for 25 years? Good grief! Let's have a bit of music to go with my wild and crazy lifestyle!

ZZ Top - Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers!

Being serious now, here is the note I sent to the rest of the division today. It says it all really.

Note to ICT Division