Pants

and socks and vests and t-shirts and blouses.

Lola (Mrs T's Daughter) called; "Washing machine is leaking again! Man is coming to have a look."

Man couldn't find anything wrong - no water where it shouldn't be.

So since the professional Washing Machine Man couldn't find a leak, obviously yours-truly will fare better. Mrs Tonto sends me round with my tools to baby-sit another cycle. And guess what - no leak!

Mysterious.