A Poke In The Whiskers

My Dear Fellow,

I'm trying to think of my achievements for the day.

None. Zero. Zip. I stopped upholstery thieves from stealing the couch. That's about it.

Er Indoors and myself did watch "Bra Boys". It's not what you think. It's about surfie culture in Australia. She loves this kind of thing. I think you would like it too, in a Z-Boys sort of way.

And now I'm watching "Ruthless People" with Danny De Vito and Bette Midler. I haven't seen this film in at least 20 years. It is such an 80's movie. I actually went to see it at the cinema in Scarborough back in 1986.

Consequently, I forgot the part where Danny De Vito refers to a certain adult act as "a poke in the whiskers". And he said it with such LASCIVIOUS OILY GLEE. And there was a gesture.

Honestly, I cried. Tears. And for a moment there I couldn't even breathe.

I am very mature.

Parsones