Al Cachipmunk behind bars!!

BREAKING NEWS!!
Our sources tell us that the notorious sweet-cheeked Al Cachipmunk is now behind bars!
A sting operation early this morning caught Cachipmunk with both hands in the "cookie jar".

"I was framed, I tell ya! No way did I take what wasn't mine!" he mumbled around a mouth full of birdseed.

The jury is still out, as what he says is partially true, the intent of the donor was that everyone should get a share....


The above newsflash is a fictionalized account of an everyday event. Al Cachipmunk is played by Scar. No chipmunks were harmed in the making of this ridiculous story.