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By StuartDB

Sheep magnet

My unfair 5 year insurance penalty recorded against me (nice little earner) when an unseen sheep leapt from a deep ditch and landed on my bonnet is over in August.  I always take care and drive slowly when I see sheep.  There's not a lot I can do when I can't see them.

I recall "everything's a bother, how can I not help you" claims operative, the very precious 'Sky' asking me, "Were you moving when you hit the sheep?".   She was not impressed with my reply, "Well, erm, yes, that's how it's head ended up it's bum".  

Ask a stupid question, get a.....

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