It's the little things...

that make each day special. When my 10 yr old daughter who is learning french in France, looks at me at the dinner table and says
 "mummy,  Fauckmi !" 
On questioning, she had seen an ant in my hair (french for ant is Fourmi).

Today we were discussing how different french toilets are, at college the girls and boys share a toilet cubicle and urinal, 10 yr old daughter looks up and says,
"What is a rhino?"