Tenner

So, I was just sticking some cardboard in the recycling bin on the street corner after work when a man got out of a van parked in the middle of the road and proposed that if I'd help him carry some furniture into a flat he'd give me a tenner for my troubles. So I did. Just Ikea sofas he said. Two of 'em, up to a third floor flat and then the old sofas came down to be picked up by the council. Kerbside collection. Twenty minutes later, job done, and he gave me £10. That's an hourly rate of £30. Not bad for a wee bit of work on a lunchtime, but I don't think I'll be making a career of it. Let's just say that I'm feeling my age right now.

Music, summat soothing, Definitely summat soothing.