Biped Lobster Spotting

Clearly felines are the superior species.

Bi-peds want to be cats. It's a fact.

They envy us, and given the slighted whiff of a sunny day and some time off, they go and do what every self respecting feline does every day.

Find a nice warm spot and crash!

The only problem is - and it's not their fault, but they're just not cut out for it. They will never have what it takes to truly master the art of flaking out. Because underneath all those clothes... they're NAKED!

Not a scrap of fur in sight.

Well... that's not true of all bi-peds, but still.

They find the sunny patch, they flake out, but that's where it all goes wrong. Instead of going feline, they go lobster!

Ouch....... Red chested bi-peds of Essex - learn your lesson!!!