Bad Motor Scooter

It's Sunday morning and not one for cooking breakfast so the better third and I decided last night that we'd check a place not far from where we live that supposedly did the best Egg Benedict that someone had ever eaten. Sadly we didn't get a chance to check the claim out. When we got there, the place was closed with a sign in Russian , which when translated using Google told us that it was closed due to not working.

On the way to trying somewhere else, that proved it would never be in the running for the world's best Egg Benedict, we saw this scooter chained to a bike stand. Trusting lot they are here. But then again, I had my scooter stolen from outside the library in Abbey View, Dunfermline when I was all off about eight years old.