Bored

aprecious is so busy I am bored.

You should see the bottom of the door. She saw it and I thought she was about to have pink kittens.

I don't understand. She lets me chew sticks which is wood, right but not a door which is wood, right?

Life is so confusing sometimes. I think I am going to concentrate on my comedy career.

QUESTION: What do you get if you cross a sheep dog and a rose?

ANSWER: A collie flower.

I think Peter Kay's career is safe.

Murray is ace.

That is all