The Diary of a horizontal footballing cashew

Well today, after a bitter dissapointment of losing in football, despite putting in my all, (we had a man less, so it was an uphill battle) i did manage to navigate my way to a topgear challenge victory.
This took place in MK where my dad was only able to use the back streets and verticles, while i opted for the equvilent with horizontal, and came out on top. Gutsy determination winning out over local knowledge.
My nan, who always provides us footballers with dinner on a monday, was busy in london today so didnt have time to cook, but still pulled a chinese takeaway out of the bag, which of course had to be eaten (and thrown about the dinner table) with chopsticks.