"Can't A Guy Just Lay Around?"

Why do I always have to be 'up to something'?

Just because I'm slyly tucked in among some rocks lurking right at the edge of a sidewalk that people always use, why it is automatically assumed I'm up to no good?

I could just like the feeling of sunlight warming up the rocks nicely for me on a pleasant morning at the marsh.

Nothing wrong with that is there? :-)